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'sure, i'd bang holly'
jai
stupidfool
the queen of over-analysis strikes again...

what does a guy mean when he says something like 'sure, i'd bang holly.'?
i'm tempted to agree--sure, i'd bang holly, too--but before the words come out of my mouth, i stop myself, because it feels horribly rude. it feels like i've taken holly, who used to be this really nice (and really hot) girl, and turned her into just some object. i think i've turned her into a good object, because i think being bang-able is a good thing, but an object, nonetheless.
holly is hot. if holly suddenly fell for me, or even if she just decided to ignore her boyfriend, went bi-curious, and started flirting with me every day, i'd sleep with her, for sure. but i wouldn't just grab her and fuck her against her will...
if you say 'i'd bang holly,' under what circumstances does that mean you would bang her? if you got her alone, would you just try to do her right then? does it imply that you have any sort of feelings for her, or just that you want to get her naked? does it have to mean that you want to fuck her, or can it just mean that you think she's sexy?

ok, here's a poll for you.

'i'd bang holly' translates to:

i really like holly, and i want to date her and have sex with her.
1(6.2%)
if holly wanted to have consensual sex with me, i would have sex with her.
6(37.5%)
i want to convince holly to want me, so that i can sleep with her
0(0.0%)
i want to fuck holly, regardless of what she wants.
1(6.2%)
holly is hot, and i definitely take the time to appreciate her body.
3(18.8%)
other
5(31.2%)

if you said other, insert your translation here:

so, if somebody said, 'i'd bang [insert your name here],' and you overheard, you would feel (select all that apply):

embarrassed
1(6.2%)
flattered
1(6.2%)
angry
0(0.0%)
honored
0(0.0%)
horny
0(0.0%)
like you were being sexually harassed
0(0.0%)
sad
0(0.0%)
violated
0(0.0%)
sexy
0(0.0%)
confused. (you would probably come home and make a poll about it, so other people could tell you how to feel.)
1(6.2%)
other
3(18.8%)

other:




(i wonder if holly knows that 'any guy would love to bang her'...)

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Depends on tone... Like, sleazy would make me think answer d). But if I said it in casual conversation I'd probably be saying "She looks really hot today, if she would have sex with me I would be totally into that! (Consensual)" But i think (for me) it would mean a combination of - She is totally, totally hot, she has a fantastic body and I'd have consensual sex with her (Dating optional).
That's how I'd mean it...depends on the guy's personality - if he is sleazy, etc.

The second part, depends on who is saying it. I mean, I say to Gaile/the other girls I work with "Wow, you look extremely fuckable today" or something and it's just a compliment to that they look nice in general...just in normal/casual conversation. They say it back sometimes and it's just a compliment...
If it was someone I didn't know, I'd be flattered, maybe honored - depending on who the person was, if i liked them, their hotness, etc.

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